Here's the phone conversation that occurred between my hubby and his brother at 6am some time last week:
Hubs: (sleepy and annoyed) Hello.
Bro: Hey man! Diamond (his dog) just had her puppy!
Hubs: Puppy? Just one puppy?
Hubs: Well that's unusual. When dogs have babies, they usually have litters.
Bro: Naw, she just had one.
Hubs: That still doesn't sound right.
Bro: Yeah. I only let her do it once.
Hubs: I have to go!
Hangs up phone and turns to me.
Hubs: I don't think my brother understands how babies are made or where they come from!
Okay, now let's play a little game called How Old is My Brother-in-Law. There just might be something in it for the person who guesses the correct age. Stay tuned for more brother-in-law blunders!