I am terrified of deer! I know you are thinking, that's ridiculous, deer are completely innocent creatures. Whatever! Deer give me the creeps for two reasons:
1. I watched that episode of When Animals Attack where that man was attacked by a fighting deer. That deer stood up on two feet and boxed that man like he was some dude on the street!
2. When I was in high school I was driving to my friend's house one night and I happened upon several deer in the middle of the road. Well my headlights apparently blinded one of them, and he went ballistic. The deer commenced to actually chase after my car. I had to burn rubber in a 360 degree motion to get away from it. It was literally the scariest moment I have ever had in a car.
Moving on to my deer experience today which is why I am writing this post...
I was walking to my friend's house, and I spotted a deer across the street on the corner. The deer then met eyes with me. Do you know that sucker started toward me. My heart started beating fast, sweat beads started to fall, and I walked as fast as I could back to the house. I literally fell into the front door screaming. My mother thought I was crazy (she still thinks I'm crazy).
Can you believe that fricken deer tried to punk me? It was like he smelled the fear. I really can't stand deer. They are starting to get a little too bold. Do you think they might be getting together to stage a revolution to take back their habitat?