Friday, May 15, 2009

Am I the Only One...

...who has conversations like this with her husband?

Me: Have you seen my lotion?
Hubs: Check the pantry.

What tha...?

Me: Where are the nail clippers?
Hubs: Check in the bed.

What tha...?

Me: Where is the fourth pillow for our bed?
Hubs: I don't know. You haven't seen it?
Me: No. I just got back in to town. Where is the pillow?
Hubs: I don't know.
Me: How in the heck do you lose a big 'ol pillow?! Just tell me what happened. Did you spill something on it and decide to throw it away?

(Pillow misteriously reappears several weeks later.)

Me: Oh look....the missing pillow!
Husband: Huh? Oh yeah.
Me: Where did it come from?
Husband: shrugs

What tha...?

Is it just me?

BTW: Tomorrow we will be celebrating our 3rd wedding anniversary! Happy Day to us!

~Joan

15 comments:

DiPaola Momma May 15, 2009 at 11:00 AM  

LMBO.. I am SOOO glad it's not just me. I was starting to think that the hours he spends doing battle with the squirrels were taking their toll.

Me: Babe, have you seen my nail file?

The DH: I think I left it in the downstairs pantry.

Me:Wha... no wait I don't want to know. Just go get it please.

Christie-A Work In Progress May 15, 2009 at 11:12 AM  

You had me at "check the pantry". How you stay sane is remarkable! Funny as usual! Happy Anniversary!

The Caretaker May 15, 2009 at 11:22 AM  

We just celebrated our 8th wedding anniversary...congratulations on 3 years. It'll go by fast. And the converstaions don't get any better.....trust me!

Juls May 15, 2009 at 6:26 PM  

I was cracking up so loud.....
Greg said, "what tha" are you laughing at ??!

Which nearly made me wet my pants, because i can relate to this post so much... You're so awesome

Happy 3rd Anniversary tomorrow.

The Cookie Girl May 16, 2009 at 1:07 AM  

heeeheee! This makes me laugh especially since I go through the same thing with my Hubs.

Happy Anniversary!!!

Tooj May 17, 2009 at 11:56 AM  

I hope you had a great celebration! :) And yes, those conversations happen, but usually it's Hubs asking questions because he can't recall, after 5 years of living here, where I keep things. Seriously. Write yourself a list or something. Alphabetize it.

Ahava Yafeh May 17, 2009 at 12:50 PM  

I hope ya'll had a great time!
love ya

Felicia - I complete Me May 18, 2009 at 2:54 PM  

Happy Anniversary!! This is too funny. I so have this conversation with my hubs all the time. What is wrong with them?

Ryan Ashley Scott May 18, 2009 at 10:28 PM  

I'm late, but Happy Anniversary!

We don't have those conversations, he just blames everything on the boy. It used to be the pet, but now it's always the boy's doing.

3 Bay B Chicks May 20, 2009 at 2:17 AM  

Hope you enjoyed a great wedding anniversary. I am guessing that you haven't posted because your man surprised you with a romantic getaway and you are still on a beach somewhere in Tahati...

No?

-Francesca

Keep It Classy, Jen May 23, 2009 at 12:29 PM  

LOL ok why have I not been able to find this blog until now??

YOU ARE FUNNY!! Oh Christie if you read this comment you are too honey!

Shanda May 25, 2009 at 7:17 PM  

Oh girl! This is what classic comedy is made up of!

Sorry I missed your anniversary! I hope it was wonderful!!

Stesha May 30, 2009 at 3:44 PM  

LOL! I really don't know where the brain malfunction comes from. When we find that out, we should make a serum and tell it to women across the nation. We could make millions.

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

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